lessons i learned as a sahw.

thursday was my day off and taylor had duty. i was left to entertain myself for 13+ hours. i don't mind time that i spend by myself and in fact, sometimes, it can be down right enjoyable. like this morning, for instance, taylor insisted on slobbering on me every chance he got... don't get me wrong, i love his playful side. it loosens me up but it was not difficult AT ALL to get in my car and drive away from him to go to work. alone. back to the point of this post: thursday, while pretending to be a stay-at-home-wife i learned a lot.

- don't go to target M-F before 3pm without children. i'll write an entire post on this experience later but for now, just heed my advice and do. not. do. it.
- laying by the pool gawking at real sahws reading trashy romance novels is awesome. for about 3 hours. it is much less awesome in 105 degree weather.
- i'm not ready to be a mom. laying by the pool as a mom is not awesome. actually, its not possible.
- my future husband has a serious tee shirt collection. it needs to be "taken care of" immeadiately. and by that i mean, it needs to dissappear.
- taylor walking in the door and saying "smells good, babe" makes my heart get all melty.
- i can drink an entire bottle of wine and still manage to cook a delish, homemade meal.
- i may be an alcoholic.
- i cannot be a SAHW. i need a purpose... and by "a purpose" i mean $$$.

this post feels messy (like my outfit/hair/make-up today)... but that's what happens when you p.w.v. post-while-vodka-ing people. get with the times.