three films.

well, my hiatus is over. a lot has happened since i last blogged. i flew home to virginia for my cousin's wedding. alone. i saw that as a perfect opportunity to take some drugs i've just been dying to try. CA to VA: ambien. VA to CA: xanax. the ambien turned long beach into a delicious-looking giant fruit tart until it hit me over the head like a pillowcase full of dead batteries and then i was "out" for the entire flight. i did wake briefly for a few moments to turn my head. otherwise, i would have drown in my own tray-top drool pool. the xanax's power paled in comparison to that of the turbulence and didn't do any cool shit to my brain :( humph. next time i'll pair 1 xanax with 5 grey geese and expect better results.

more on my trip later. the following are my 3 films. okay, they're movies. only douchelords use the term "films."

3. the grinch. only the one with jim carrey. it's my faaavorite movie, i watch it once a day in the month of december and i know every word. "i want a pony so i can ride it twice, get bored and sell it to make glue."

2. the other sister. again, i know every word. i spent a better part of my adolescence dreaming of becoming a famous actress. a famous actress that only plays mentally handicapped characters. who in there right mind would purposely typecast themselves like that?! thanks juliette lewis.

1. urban cowboy. i saw the first five minutes when we spent the night in new mexico. i tried so hard to stay awake and watch it but just couldn't stand the thought of being conscious anymore, especially in new mexico. now, we look for it everywhere we go and no one has it for sale.

oh, i almost forgot to mention. i got a real job and don't have a lot of time for this blogging non-sense anymore. that's right... i gave up bottles of cabernet at noon and never wearing pants for a paycheck. laaammmeee.