ten secrets.

good morning stalkers. it's actually not that hard to believe that i haven't blogged in over a month! my entire life has changed this past month and i promise to catch ya'll up on that later but for now, in a desperate attempt to get back into blogging, i've taken on the following...

ten secrets (that i feel comfortable telling the internet)... i'm not dragging the skeletons out of my closet for you freaks. i'm keeping this mild.

10. i threw a highly successful temper-tantrum in high school when my then boyfriend told me he wanted to join the army because i did not want to be married to the military. i still feel mildly guilty about keeping him from chasing his dream and breaking his heart into itty, bitty pieces a few months later. ironically enough, i'm now a military wife. married to a wonderful marine and i love it!

9. i loathe sharing my feelings. it's so uncomfortable for me. i'd rather keep my emotions to myself. if my husband could change one thing about me this would probably be it because it frustrates him and otherwise i'm perfect... and the most gorgeous woman he's ever laid eyes on.

8. i have the most. absurd. dreams. ever. they are always freakishly detailed. for example, during last night's slumber i dreamt that T and i were flipping our mattress and discovered that our box spring was infested was cats... like hundreds of felines. in my dream, i was so disgusted, which is so weird because i loverz kitties.

7. while we're on the subject- we adopted a kitten when we arrived in california and she has a habit of sucking her own nipples. it makes me feel weird but i still love her. i don't want to talk about it anymore. the end.

6. i hate when people are stupid. i hate when people make spelling and grammatical errors in their (not they're or there) facebook statuses. i hate when women are stupid and i really hate when women pretend to be stupid to get what they want from men.

5. i miss dancing. i may have googled "showcase dance studio" the other day and teared up when i saw pictures of my old home away from home.

4. i have zero self-control when it comes to ice cream. therefore, it is rarely allowed in our house because i will sit on the couch and eat the whole damn carton. for breakfast.

3. i'm pretty insecure about my eyebrows. i even asked for a new right eyebrow for christmas last year.

2. i'm a former commitment-phobe. i used to only put myself in relationships that i knew were "doomed" because that was safe for me and i got some kind of strange satisfaction out of the heartbreak.  

1. this is no secret but i love my husband and my heart is so full. i go to sleep at night looking forward to the "good-bye" kiss i'm going to get in the morning before he leaves for work and i wake up anxiously waiting for him to come home :)