8. beach umbrellas. terrifying. if there is a beach umbrella near me i cannot (and will not) relax. one little gust of wind can turn that thing into a toothpick in a club sandwich. i am the club sandwich.
7. knocks on my door after T deploys..\. every military wife's nightmare.
6. pregnancy and child birth. i would love to be a mother one day but the thought of that little parasite invading and subsequently mutilating my body... i'm not so keen on.
5. being poor. does that make me sound shallow? i never want to have to buy a purse from k-mart. does that?
4. getting kidnapped. i'm super afraid that "bad guys" are going to break into our house and take me.
3. blood and guts. gory scenes in movies and television shows make me hide my eyes. bloody real-life injuries make me gag.
2. surgery. i'm scared of being "put under" (<--- who invented that phrase by the way? its awful and sounds like death). what if i don't wake up? i also don't want some asshole cutting into my body for reasons mentioned in #3. i cried until i dry-heaved when i had to get my wisdom teeth taken out... at the mature age of 22.
1. infidelity. my past relationships always ended because of this... clearly it's fucked with my head. (that was really hard to say.)
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